William, the duke of Normandy: 1048 to 1060

This move is so completely unexpected by your enemies, that they are now taken by surprise. Your troops are already close by; they have their ladders in hand. It only takes them a moment to see what you are doing, and then they surge up to the walls en masse. You arrive at the top of your ladder and in a short exchange of blows, cleave the soldier above you from crown to teeth with your sword. Vaulting the battlements, you work your way of destruction down the wallwalk: the Angevins within reach of your sword are dead, the ones before you flee for their lives. Soon the wall is completely in Norman hands. Soon afterward, the garrison surrenders without terms.
Pardon the mockers of yourself and your mother.
Mutilate the "bastards" and send them packing back to Anjou.